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Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse
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I am Zorak, Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse. I don't need to tell you anything. Just keep your distance, and we'll get along fine... That means YOU ~Brakplz (https://www.deviantart.com/brakplz) (plz by :iconteamrocketavenger:)
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:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do?
Better surrender when I come for you!
Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do?
Talk to my lawyer, gonna have him sued.

I got me a dog; her name is Sue!:iconsays2plz::iconbrakplz:

:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:I'm an evil mantis who won't be kind.
Gonna shoot my laser at your big behind!

Shoot his laser at your big behind!:iconsays2plz::iconbrakplz:

:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:I'm a big green bug who's feeling blue 'til the day comes when I conquer you!
Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do when you feel the business end of my shoe?
Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do?
What're ya gonna do when I overthrow you?

***Zorak's spaceship blasts the Phantom Cruiser***

:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:I DESTROYED SPACE GHOST!!! :mwahaha:

No you didn't! He's sitting right over there, dummy.:iconsays2plz::iconbrakplz:

:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:I'm green, I'm olive, I'm chartreuse.
I love to stay one color, but what's the use?
I'm forever stuck in this prison pod, insulting the clown with the whale-sized bod.

Hey kiddies, Space Ghost went to the zoo the other day, and he looked so fat in his costume, the elephants started throwing at him peanuts! :mwahaha: :iconwhattheplz:

:iconspaceghostplz::iconsays3plz:Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when the Ghost zaps you?
Bad bug, bad bug, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when you're barbecued?

***Space Ghost blasts Zorak***

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


***Zorak stands there burned after getting blasted***
"The breach of peace, fueled by a sprinkle of pandemonium. The vultures have come."
:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz: Well, first, you have to be funky fresh.

:iconspaceghostplz::iconsaysplz: I'm funky! I'm fresh!

:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz: Second, you gotta have eye lashes.

:iconspaceghostplz::iconsaysplz: Oh...
:iconnowhereplz::iconeverywhereplz::icondelicioushotschmoes::iconzorakplz::iconevildonkeykongplz::iconhiphopgarfieldplz::iconspaceghostplz::iconbrakplz::iconduckmanplz::iconblusterkongplz::iconexpanddongplz::iconwoodyrapefaceplz::iconnope-plz::iconmagicsnortsnortplz:

GONNA BLAST YOU ZORAK
:iconzorakplz::iconsaysplz:WE ARE THE PRESIDENTS OF THE FUTURE...
 :iconspaceghostplz: Say, Zorak, just how did you avoid certain death when I blew up your planet?

 :iconzorakplz: .......... I... I crouched.

 :iconspaceghostplz: Crouched?

 :iconzorakplz: Down low, behind a rock.

 :iconspaceghostplz: Huh.